🌍 Get ready to spark conversations (and laughter) in our “Earth’s Not Flat… But My Patience Is” Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hoodie—perfect for laid-back days, casual meetups, or whenever you want to show off your clever side. Crafted from a soft cotton-poly blend, this hoodie keeps you warm and comfy, whether you’re exploring new horizons or just chilling at home. With its playful design, spacious kangaroo pocket, and adjustable hood, it’s the ideal blend of style, humor, and functionality.
Why You’ll Love It
✔ Soft & Durable Fabric—50/50 cotton-poly mix that’s gentle on skin and tough on wear-and-tear
✔ Funny Earthy Graphic—light-hearted message that invites smiles and double-takes
✔ Classic Unisex Fit—pairs effortlessly with jeans, joggers, or lounge pants
✔ Handy Kangaroo Pocket—stash your phone, wallet, or keep hands toasty
✔ Ethically Produced—made with OEKO-TEX-certified dyes for a lower environmental impact
✨ Slip it on, adjust the hood, and let the world know you’re down-to-earth—just don’t test your patience!
Product features
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth
- Adjustable drawstring hood for a customizable fit
- Knitted without side seams for a sleek look
- Made from a durable 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
- Ethically produced with OEKO-TEX-certified dyes for low environmental impact
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
20.08 |
22.05 |
24.02 |
25.98 |
27.99 |
29.92 |
31.89 |
33.86 |
| Length, in |
27.17 |
27.95 |
29.13 |
29.92 |
31.10 |
31.89 |
33.07 |
33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
39.50 |
40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
